Mom: oh next fall when glee comes back its gonna be on on Thursdays
me: what no
mom: and supernatural’s on Wednesday’s
me: nO
mom: yup
me: Tuesday’s have always been glee dAY NO
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: WHAT IS MY LIFE *chokes on apple juice*

doctorwho:

Seeing the TARDIS everywhere

The first symptom of Whovianus Obsessus. The disease has already claimed thousands.

raeda-in-fossam:

Someone posted this picture on Facebook 

And I thought “I DIDN’T KNOW HE LIKED DOCTOR WHO!!”

that’s a fucking pack of gum.

I have a problem.

(Source: colfersgustin, via klaineohiloveyou)

(Source: colfercriss, via boobtana)

sigh since i can’t use my computer i have to use my mom’s and none of my gifs are on here oh mY GOD WHAT AM IGO NAA DO

kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

• ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
• STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
• GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
• An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
• CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH

(via taniamarisa)

• Me writing hunger games klaine fic next to ashley: you might not want to read this
• Her: why n- oH
• Me: yeah. Its the more risque chapter I told you about.
• Her: why
• Me: its necessary
• Her: its most definitely NOT necessary
• Me: YES IT IS cuz they gon die and they love each other and-
• Her: so they're gonna fuck each other in the ass?
• Me: laughing
• Her: perfect way of saying it. "They love each other but they're gonna die so they're gonna fuck each other in the ass."

(via realbobsaget)

lickmeniam:

1. Post a picture of yourself

2. name your top 3 blogs

3. How many followers?

4. Fav song atm 

5. Fav movie?

6. How did you find tumblr?

7. Do you like someone from tumblr?

8. Tell me a secret about yourself

9. Favourite food

10. Full name?

11. How old are you?

12. Do you consider yourself ugly? why

(via starkspanglebanner)

TFIOS 

• Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
• Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
• Computer: I don't understand-
• Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

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